wanna come over and play spreadsheet on my computer
"I've been thinking about" something I've thought of for 5 seconds
"it just occurred to me" this has been bugging me for 11 years.
You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.
ibuprofen please save me from the dragon
If y'all could read this fic in my brain you would be so impressed.
my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
mutuals i am taking you to the beach and bury you in the sand and then leaveing
weee heehee heee im buried!!!!!! :D
the water
if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen




